Megamind: Introducing a new alignment: Chaotic Lawful
Megamind: I have a strict moral code, but nobody can figure out what the hell it is.
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Roxanne, trying to teach Megamind to cook: c'mon man this isn’t rocket science.
Megamind, on fire but doesn’t know it yet: yes, I have done rocket science and I can confirm that this is worse.
Roxanne: girls are hot
Roxanne: guys are hot
Roxanne: why is everyone so hot?
Megamind: global warming.
Roxanne : If you had to separate your dog from 49 other identical dogs that were all equally excited to see you, how would you determine which dog was yours?
Megamind: I would take my 50 dogs home and live like a king.
Megamind: I have a question.
Roxanne: Shoot.
Megamind: *Shoots the ceiling*
Megamind: Alright, can I ask my question now?
Bernard: say no to drugs
Roxanne: … say yes to drugs
Megamind: it doesnt matter what you say to drugs, because if you’re talking to them, you’re probably on them.
Megamind: *carrying all the groceries on both arms*
Roxanne: *reaches out to help*
Megamind: *switches all groceries to one arm to hold Roxanne’s hand*
Roxanne: That’s not what I- Okay.
Tighten: I’ve invited you to my private island because I crave the deadliest game
Megamind, nodding: Knife monopoly
Tighten: I was actually going to hunt you for sport but now I’m really interested in whatever knife monopoly is
Megamimd: and minion will show you around!
Minion: and right this way is the exit.
Minion: … what did you do?
Megamind, somehow having sewn himself, his cape, a fried egg, and a brain bot together without noticing: yknow, I’m not really sure.